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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 07:16
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
It has been said that people with ADHD can often hyperfocus. Can that be an advantage?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This Common Herb May Hold the Key to Fighting Alzheimer’s, According to a New Study - Food & Wine
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Tesla Stock Is Falling. Why June Is Starting With a Loss. - Barron's
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Healthy Returns: Ozempic, Wegovy linked to rare cases of serious eye condition - CNBC
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Column | We asked an oncologist: Should we worry about endocrine disruptors? - The Washington Post
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Just Forget it!
Neanderthals Spread Across Asia With Surprising Speed—and Now We Know How - Gizmodo
They put up a sign reading
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...